The Laughter of Slim Malone

In this week's episode, a newly appointed sheriff in a small town gets more than he bargained for, in this Western yarn, spun way back in 1919.

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Hi, friends. And welcome once again to another episode of forward into the past. I'm J.C. Rede, your host and narrator, and in this episode, we're heading out west courtesy of the stories found in the pages of Munsey's all story weekly magazine. Way back in June of 19, 19. This one called the laughter of slim Malone written by max brand. The early 20th century saw a surge in the popularity of dime novels and story papers, a form of cheap fiction that was especially popular with working class readers. These publications featured a variety of genres, including romance science fiction out of course, westerns. Westerns were an especially popular genre. As they offered readers, a chance to escape from their everyday lives and experience the thrilling adventures of the American west. The typical Western featured a hero. Usually a native American or a white settler who fought against the forces of evil in order to protect the people of the frontier. The hero often faced off against native Americans. Outlaws and other criminals. And he was often aided by a loyal sidekick or a brave sheriff. This kind of story was extremely popular with readers, as it offered an exciting and sometimes dangerous glimpse into a world that was far away and different from their own. Westerns also featured vivid descriptions of the landscapes and it's inhabitants allowing readers to imagine themselves amidst the dusty trails and wide open Plains of the old west. This kind of escapism was incredibly appealing to readers, looking for a chance to forget their everyday troubles and experience something new and exciting. These stories often also promoted the values of honor, courage and justice, which was another attractive aspect for readers. The characters in these stories often had to make difficult decisions. And many times their decisions had significant consequences for themselves and those around them. For example, some stories featured heroes who had to decide between obeying the law or helping a friend in need. Or between protecting a native American tribe or siding with a ruthless outlaw. And in this week's episode, we join a small frontier town caught in the grips of one of those aforementioned ruthless Outlaws. From the June 14th edition of Frank Munsey's all story weekly magazine, I humbly present to you. Max brands, the laughter of slim Malone. The laughter of slim Malone by max brand. Time has little to do with reputation in the far west. And accordingly the name of slim Malone grew old in the region of Appleton. And yet the owner of the name was still young. Appleton was somewhat of a misnomer for the region. Had never known anything, save imported apples or any other sort of fruit. Since the time of its birth into the history of whiskey and revolvers. But a misguided pioneer in the old days had raised a few scrubby trees and had named the town forever. The dreams of the early agriculturists had died long ago. But the name remained to pique the curiosity of travelers and furnished jokes for the inhabitants. The town lay at the conjunction of three gorges in the heart of the Rockies. And the little plane where it nestled was crowded with orchards, which bore everything. But apples. The six original trees, which had given the town its name now stood in the backyard of Sandy Orton saloon. Old trees with knotted and mossy limbs, which suggested a venerable age due to the hard climate rather than to the passage of years. They were pointed out to casual travelers with great pride. And they were the established toast of Sandy's place. But Sandy's was frequented by a loud voiced and spend thrift crowd, not usual to agricultural towns. In the old days when Appleton was a name rather than a fact the hilarity had been as absent as the men. But after gold was discovered in the three gorges, which led from the settlement into the heart of the mountains the little town became a rondezvous of a thousand adventures. The stages to, and from the railroad 30 miles away were crowded with men eager to face the hardships of the climate and the great adventure of the Goldfields. It was then that slim Malone appeared. It was said that he had first come upon the scene as the owner of the red river strike which was finally owned by Sandy Gleason. It was further rumored that Sandy had beaten slim alone out of the claim by a very shady deal at cards. But Sandy refused to discuss the matter. And slim Malone was rarely within vocal range. So the matter had never been sifted. Sandy was rarely more vocal than a grunt. And when slim Malone appeared, people had generally other things to think about than questions concerning his past. A certain percentage of lawlessness is taken for granted in a mining town. People are too busy with their own concerns to pay attention to their neighbors. But when three stages in succession passing from Appleton to Concord, the nearest railroad station were robbed by a rider on a white horse. The community awoke and waxed wrath. The loss was too much in common to be passed over. The first effort was an impromptu organization of half a dozen angered miners who rode into the Weston Hills. They found fresh hoof prints after an hour o' riding and went on greatly encouraged with the pistols loosened in their holsters. After some hours of hard travel, they came upon a white horse in the midst of a hollow and then spread into a circle and approached cautiously. But not cautiously enough. While they were still far away from the white horse, the bandit open fire upon them from the shelter of a circle of rocks. They rode into town the next day with three of their numbers badly hurt and the other three marked for life. That started the war. As the months passed posse after posy left, Appleton and started to scour the Weston Hills for the Marauder. The luckiest of the expeditions came back telling tales of a sudden fusillade from a unexpected covert. And then a swift white horse scouring into the distance. The majority came back with no tails at all save of silent mountains and the grim cactus of the desert. In the meantime, the stages from Appleton to Concord were held up with a monotonous regularity by a rider of a fleet white horse and the mining town grew more and more irate. Men cursed the name of slim Malone. An adventurous singer in one of Appleton's dance halls invented a song featuring the Marauder. And it was taken up by the matrons of the town as a sort of scarecrow ballad to hush the children. Then the new mayor came to Appleton. He owned three claims on Askwarthy Gulch and he ran on the double platform of no license for the Appleton saloons and the end of slim Malone. The women used their influence because of the first clause in his platform. And the men voted for him because of the second. His name was Orville Kendricks, but that didn't count. What mattered was his red hair and the statements of his platform. Slim Malone celebrated the new reign of holding up two stages within the first five days. But the new mayor lived up to the color of his hair and proved worthy of his platform. He held a meeting of every able-bodied citizen in town, three days after his inauguration. And in his speech, the men noted with relief that he forgot to mention the saloons and that he concentrated his attention on slim Malone. He stated that the good name and prosperity of Appleton depended upon the capture of this Marauder at once. Divorced from the mayor's rather sounding rhetoric. The populous of Appleton realized the truth of his remarks and applauded him to the echo. His silences were as much appreciated as his words. After a carefully prepared peroration. He built up to his climax by the proposal that the community import lefty Cornwall at a salary of $500 a month and a $5,000 bonus to act as deputy sheriff until the apprehension of slim Malone. Then the crowd, applauded to the echo. In their midst were men who had lost more than 5,000 that a blow owing to the strenuous activity of this slim Malone. They were equal to any measures for his suppression, even if it meant the importation of lefty Cornwall. The fame of Lefty had begun in Texas when he mortally wounded one greaser and crippled two others in a saloon fight. Since then. It had increased in spread until he was a household word. Even farther north in Appleton. He came from that sunburn Southland. We're a man's prowess was gauged by his speed and dexterity with his iron's. And even on that Northern plateau of Appleton men knew that to cross lefty Cornwall was death or murderous mutilation. At first, there were some dissenters. Men stated freely that lefty would never dream of coming as far north as Appleton for a poultry $5,000. They were even a few dissenters who claimed that even, should he come, he would never be able to cope with slim malone. But these were laughed and hooted down by a radical minority who came from the south land and knew the fame of lefty Cornwall in detail. The sheriff accounted for the others by stating that he had already communicated with lefty and had received his assent by letter. This announcement, dissolve the meeting in cheers. Appleton decreed the day of the arrival of the new sheriff, a festival occasion. The farmers from the adjoining table land drove into town, the miners from the three valleys road down. And when the huge stage arrived from Concord. The incipient sheriff dismounted in the midst of a huge crowd and cheers, which shook the sign board of Sandy Orton saloon. Now the mayor of Appleton had declared deathless war against the saloons in his platform. But since his election, he had been strangely silent upon the liquor question. He was as canny as his red hair suggested. And he had a truly scotch insight into the crucial moments of life. He perceived the arrival of lefty, Cornwall to be such a moment. And he perceived at the same moment, the correct way of meeting that crisis. It was with surprise no less than pleasure that the throng heard the lusty voice of their chief official inviting them to Sandy Orton saloon. And where they were in doubt his beckoning arm, put them right. He filled the saloon from bar to door and those who could not enter thronged at the entrances with gaping mouths. The sheriff was equal to the occasion. He mounted the bar much as a Plainsman mounts a horse, and standing in full view of his fellow citizens, he invited lefty Cornwall to join him in his prominent position. No wise loath lefty swung onto the bar in the most approved fashion and stood locked arm in arm with the dignified official of Appleton. In the meantime, the bartenders thrilled equally with surprise and pleasure. Passed out the drinks to the crowded room. It was apparently all moment big in portent to Appleton and not a heart there, but pulse big with pride in their mayor. Fellow citizens began the mayor raising a large freckled hand for silence. A hush fell upon the assemblage. Boys. Continued the mayor after a proper silence reigned. I haven't gotten much to say. Here's to you! Yelled a voice. I hate a guy that's noisy. The mayor frowned and waived a commanding hand for silence. I spotted you, Pete Bartlett. He called. If you don't like silence, you must hate yourself. The crowd roared with approving laughter. Boys began Orville Kendricks again. When the laughter had subsided. This here is a solemn occasion. I feel called upon to some of the manhood of this here town to listen to my words. And I reckon that most of the manhood in this town is within hearing. A chorus of assent followed. I don't need any Daniel Webster to tell you men, that this here town is hard hit. Continued mayor Kendricks. It don't need no Henry Clay to tell you that these Diggins are about to bust up. Unless we have the right sort of strong arm man in town. We've been suffering patiently from the aggressions of a red handed Desperado who I don't need to mention because his name just naturally burns my tongue. Slam Malone cried a dozen voices. We're following your chief. The mayor thrust his hand into his breast and extended the other arm in imitation of a popular woodcut of Patrick Henry. The crowd acknowledged the eloquence of the attitude with a common gaping. There may be some of you guys cried the mayor rising to the emotion of the moment. There may be some of you guys who don't know the man I mean, But I reckon that a tolerable pile of Appleton's best citizens spend a large part of their time cursing slim Malone. We ain't through damning him yet. Yelled a voice. And the crowd voice their assent half in growls and half in laughter. He has tricked our posse, as an honest man would be ashamed to do, went on the mayor, warming to his oration. He has shot our citizens and he has swiped our gold. I'm asking you as man to man. Can any self-respecting community stand for this? It can't. What's the answer that Appleton makes to this Desperado. He paused. And frowned the audience into a state of suspense. There is only one answer to this gunfighter and that answer stands at my right hand. Bellowed the mayor when he judged that the silence had sunk into his hearers sufficiently. The name of the answer is lefty Cornwall. The following burst of applause brought a momentary blush into even lefties cheek. At the reiterated demands for a speech. He hitched at his revolver and its skeleton holster, removed his sombrero, and mopped his forehead with a ponderous hand. When it became evident that the hero was about to break into utterance, the crowd became silent. Fellows. Began the gunfighter. Making speeches ain't much in my line. Making dead man is more your game, broke in the wit of the assemblage. A universal hiss, attested that the crowd was anxious to hear the Texas gun man out. But if you're going to do me the honor of making me sheriff of this here county and this here city of Appleton. He continued, letting his eye rove down Appleton's one street. I'm here to state that law and order is going to be maintained here at all costs. Right here I got to state that the only costs I'm referring to is the price of the powder and lead for this here cannon of mine. The crowd broke in upon the speech with noisy appreciation and many cries of that's the stuff, old boy. I've been hearing a tolerable pile about one slim Malone. Went on the new sheriff. So have we broke in the irrepressible wit of the assemblage only to be choked into silence by more serious minded neighbors. Sure. Agreed the sheriff. I reckon you heard a lot too much about him, but I'm here to state that all this talk about slim malone has got to stop. And it's got to stop sudden. Well, I'm here to stop it. He hitched his holster a little forward again, as he spoke, and a deep silence fell upon the crowd. Fellow citizens. He continued spitting liberally over the side of the bar. Whatever gunplay is carried on around here in the future is to be done strictly by me. And all you men could consider yourself under warning to leave your shooting irons at home. Unless you want to use them to big premature graves. This advice was received with an ironical chuckle of appreciation from the crowd. As for slim malone, he went on. I'm going out into the Weston Hills to get him single-handed I don't want no posse. I'll get him single-handed or bust. You can lay to that. And if I come back to this here town without slim Malone, alive or dead. You can say that slim malone has the Indian sign on me. Having finished all that he had to say. Lefty felt about in his mind to find a graceful manner of closing his exordium. When the mayor came to his assistance. He recognized that nervous clearing of the throat and wandering of the eyes out of his own first political experiences. Now he raised his glass of colored alcohol and water. Which an Appleton rejoiced in the name of bourbon. Boys. He shouted. There ain't no better way of showing our appreciation of our new sheriff then by in turnin' bottoms up, Let's go. Every hand in the bar room flashed into the air. And after a loud whoop, there was a brief gurgling sound, which warmed the heart of Sandy Orton. It should have been the signal for a day's carousal and the good citizens of Appleton were no wise averse. The desire to hear the voice of their new sheriff in friendly converse. They desired to see him in that most amiable of all poses, his foot on the rail and his hand on the bar. They wanted to look him over and size him up just as a boy wishes to fondle his first gun. But the sheriff objected. He was sorry to spoil fun. He said that they could go ahead and have their own little time, but that they must leave him out. He had business to perform that didn't admit of drinking. There might've been adverse criticism in this Spartan strenuousness, but at this point, a diversion occurred in the shape of four wild riders who broke into Appleton and brought the word that slim malone had been out again. This time. He had held up a mule train on its way to carry provisions of bender canyon. To Earl parishes claim. With his usual fine restraint, slim had taken no lives, but he had winged two of the drivers badly. And had helped himself from the provisions without unnecessary waste. He had even lingered to give first aid to the two drivers whose courage had overcome their sense of proportion. If anything had been needed to spur on the new official of Appleton, it came in the form of the message, which slim malone had left with the wounded man before he rode away. Tell the new sheriff he called as he sat easily in the saddle. That I've heard of him and that I'll organize a little party for him as soon as possible so that we can get better acquainted. Tell him that the one thing he lacks to make him a good fightin' man is a sense of humor. Lefty Cornwall heard this message in silence. The while he spat with vicious precision into a distant spitoon. Afterward and still in silence he retired and worked for an hour, cleaning his already shining revolver and padding and oiling the holster. He performed these gray functions in the house of the mayor. And that dignitary announced later that he had wound up by practicing the draw and point, walking and sitting down and at every angle. The mayor was impressed past speech. When Lefty issued at last, he found a score of hard riders standing by their horses in the street. And what might all of this here gang be for? Inquired lefty mildly. We're the posse waiting to be sworn in announced one of the men. Swearing in, it takes a terrible lot of time, said Lefty. And besides, I don't know how it's done. I don't want no posse, as I said before. I wouldn't know how to handle it. Anyway, 20 men on horseback, make enough noise to scare away a whole gang of bandits. You might as well start looking for trouble with a brass band 'cause you're sure. Find the trouble. He hitched it as built in his customary manner. When at a loss, for words. And his right hand dropped gracefully upon the handle of his gun and drooped there on somewhat sinisterly. This here Malone went on the sheriff. Maybe a tolerable bad man in his way, but I ain't no shorn lamb myself. I'm going out to get them and I'm going to get them all by myself. And I reckon that's final. They accepted his announcement with cheers and set about offering all the information in their power. It was generally believed that the bandit lived somewhere at the far end of Eagle head canyon, about 15 miles from the town. His dwelling had never been spotted, but he was most frequently seen riding to, and from this place, Thrice posses had raked the canyon with a fine tooth comb. But they had never come up with upon a trace of his habitation. But the canyon was thick with caves and heap with giant boulders, which offered innumerable places with concealment. And the legend was strong that slim alone lived in that place. The next thing was to find a proper mount. This proved a more difficult task. The sheriff knew horses from nose to hook and he was hard to please. At last, he selected a tall Roan with a wicked eye and flat shoulders, which promised speed. These preparations made, he swung into the saddle. Waved his hand to the crowd and galloped out of town. There was not much bluff about lefty Cornwall, as the curious minded had frequently discovered in the past. But as he swung into the narrow throat of Eagle head canyon, he began to realize that he might've gone too far. While he was in the town. It had been easy enough to make ringing speeches. Now that the evening began to come down by lazy, cool degrees a certain diffidence grew in them. He had fought many men during his brief life. But he had never come across a reputation as strange, or as fascinating as this of slim alone. If the challenge, which the bandit had sent him was irritating it also roused in his mind, a certain degree of respect. And as he rode up the canyon winding slowly among the boulders. A hundred doubts, infested his mind. If he'd been back upon the level reaches of the Texan desert, which he knew. These uncertainties would probably have never entered his head. But here every half mile of his journey was passed under the eye of a thousand coverts from which a man could have picked him off with the safety of a hunter firing from a blind at partridges. Moreover, a curious loneliness, akin to homesickness came in him located as far as he could discover chiefly in the pit of the stomach. The mountains were blue now and purple along their upper reaches. And as the sun left off, the moon took up her reign over the chill blue spaces. It was very solemn, almost funereal to the thought of lefty Cornwall. And the silence was punctuated with the melancholy howling of a far off coyote. It was complete night before he reached the upper end of Eagle head canyon. And he was weary from the stumbling gate of his horse over the rocks. Moreover the mountain night air was cold, very cold to lefty. He wanted desperately to turn back. But he had not the heart to face the inquiries, which would meet him at the town and the covert smiles, which would welcome the hero returning empty handed. The man who needed no posse. Lefty was a very brave man. But like almost all of the physically courageous. He dreaded derision more than actual pain. Yet in spite of this, he finally decided that it was better to go back to the town and face the smiles then to remain through the cold night in these dreads silences. He wished heartedly that he had taken one other man with him. If it were only for the companionship. As it was, he felt that it was no use to hunt further and he started back down the canyon. He had not gone far when his horse stumbled and commenced to limp. Lefty got off with a curse and felt the four hooves. The difficulty proved to be a sharp three cornered rock, which had been picked up under the shoe of the left forefoot. He was bending over to pry this loose between his fingers when he caught the Glint of a light. In his excitement, he sprang upright and stared. At once the light disappeared. Lefty began to feel ghostly. His senses had never played him such tricks before. He leaned over and commenced work on the stone again. But as he did, so his, I caught the same Glint of light. There was no possible mistake about it this time. He remained bent over and stared at it. Until he was certain that he saw a yellow spot of light. A long, thin Ray, which pointed out to him like a finger through the shadows. This time, he took the bearings of the light carefully. And when he stood up, he was able to locate it again. Lefty's heart beat high. He threw the rains over his horses, head and commenced to stock the light carefully. Sometimes as he slipped and stumbled over the rocks, he lost sight of it altogether. Only to have it reappear when he had almost given up hopes of finding it again. And so he came upon the cave. The light shown through a little chink between two tall boulders and as lefty pressed his eyes to the aperture, holding his breath as he did. So he saw a long dugout, perhaps a dozen paces from end to end and some five paces wide. Behind a partition at one end, he heard the stamping of a horse. And as Lefty gazed a magnificent wide head rose behind the partition and looked fairly at him. His heart stopped as that great eyes gaze turned on him. The ears pricking and the wisp of hay motionless in the mouth. But after a moment, the horse dropped his head again and went on crunching his fodder stamping now, and then, and snorting, as he ate. At first he saw no other occupant of the place. But by moving his eyes to one side of the aperture. He managed to get a glimpse of the bandit himself. There was no question about his identity. From the descriptions, which he had heard while at Appleton, he knew him at once. The expressionless gray eyes and the thin refined face with an almost Greek modeling about its lower part. He sat tilted back in a heavy chair, smoking a pipe and reading. And Lefty saw that he sat facing a blanket at the far end of the room. Evidently, this was the entrance. So far as lefty could see the bandit was unarmed his two long guns lying on the table, a half dozen paces away. Very softly. He crept along the side of the Boulder and finally came to an aperture as he expected. It was just wide enough for a man to press through. And from the chisel marks at his side, it had evidently been artificially widened from time to time. At the end of the narrow passage hung the blanket. If lefty had proceeded cautiously up to this point. His caution now became almost animal like. Behind that blanket. He had no idea what was happening. Perhaps the bandit had heard a noise long before and was now crouched against the wall in another part of the place. Ready to open fire at the first stir of the blanket. Perhaps he had stolen out of the key by another entrance and was now hunting the hunter. The thought sent a chill down, Lefty's back and he turned his head quickly. Then he resumed his slow progress. At the very edge of the blanket, he paused for a long and deathly minute, but lefty. Was not a man to fail at the last moment. He swung the blanket aside and crouched in the entrance with his gun leveled. The little round site. framed the face of slim malone, who still sat reading quietly and puffing at his black bowled pipe. Hands up. Said lefty, softly. Even then with his bead on his man. He did not feel entirely sure of himself. It seemed that this could not be true. Opportunity had favored him too much. There must still be some turn of the game. The meaningless gray eyes raised calmly from the book. It seemed to lefty that a yellow Glint came into them for a minute. Like the light that comes into an animal's eyes when it is angered. But the next moment it was gone. And he could not be sure that it had come there at all. The rest of the face was perfectly calm. Malone lowered the book slowly and then raised his hands above his head. Ah, sheriff. He said quietly. I see that you have honored my invitation. Right-o said lefty. I'm here. All right. He felt strangely relieved after hearing his quarry speak. He stepped through the entrance and straightened up still with the revolver leveled. It was beyond his fondest hopes that he should be able to bring the Desperado alive, to Appleton and the thought of his complete success warmed his heart. Also the immediate prospect of that $5,000 bonus. In order to remove any strain you may be under, went on slim alone. I assure you that I am quite unarmed. My guns are both lying on the table. There. In order that you may make sure. I shall stand up with my hands over my head. And turn around slowly. You can examine me to your own satisfaction. He did as he had said and Lefty's practice eyes saw that there was not the suspicion of a lump under the clothes. Now. said Slim Malone, as he faced his captor again, and his smile was strangely winning. I hope that I may lower my arms and we can commence our little party. Your end of this here party is all over, my beauty. Said lefty, grimly. Except that the boys at Appleton may give you a little impromptu reception when we get the town. They seem to be rather strong on celebrations. So I understand smiled slim alone. I have no doubt they will be glad to see me. Ain't no doubt in the world. Grin lefty. Warming to the perfect calm of this man. Between you and me pal. I'm sorry to have to turn this little trick, but. Malone waived a careless and reassuring hand. Business is business. My dear fellow. He said. That being the case. Said lefty. I'll have to ask you to turn around and put your hands behind your back while I put these here bracelets on. I don't want to discourage you any, but. While I'm doing it this here gun will be in my hand and pointing at your back. Naturally. nodded Malone. Quite right of course. But before we start on our little jaunt back to the camp, won't you have a drink with me? I have some really rare, old stuff here. Quite different from the Firewater they put labels on an Appleton. Lefty grinned appreciatively. It's a good move pal. He said, shaking his head with admiration. And I know that you're hard put to it, or you wouldn't try such an old Dodge on me. It's a good move. But down in Texas, the booze stunt is so old that they've almost forgotten it. Not quite. Ah, said Malone with the little sigh of regret. Well, then I suppose we shall have to ride out into the night without a nip. It gets mighty chilly here before morning, you know? This fact had gradually dawned on lefty during his ride up the valley. And as he looked forward to the journey back, he shivered with unpleasant anticipation. In Texas, a summer night was one thing. In these mountains, it was quite another. I suppose the booze is the real thing. He inquired casually. There are little bubbles under the glass said slim alone with subtle emotion. Lefty Cornwall, sighed deeply. The taste of the Appleton bar whiskey still burned in his mouth. After all this fellow was a man. He might be a criminal, but Lefty's own past was not free from shady episodes. Furthermore, he was about to make $5,000 on presenting him to the good people of Appleton. If you sure want a drink before we start? Go ahead. Said lefty. The bottle and a glass is over there in that little dug out on the wall. Pointed Malone. In the little open Hutch on the wall. The sheriff perceived a tall bottle, which shimmered pleasantly in the torch light. Go ahead. So the sheriff. I reckon, you know what, I'm watching all the time. Surely said Malone, pleasantly. I know you're on your job all the time. He walked over to the Hutch and picked up the bottle and the glass. He paused with the bottle tucked away under his arm. Queer thing, pondered Malone. The same pack that held this bottle of whiskey. Held this also. Lefty tightened his grip on the gun as Malone reach deeper into the Hutch, but he straightened again and appeared carrying a large concert banjo. That fellow had taste. He continued crossing the room and laying down the banjo carelessly on the chair. Just run your eyes over that banjo. Huh. Some banjo all right. said the sheriff, but hurry up with your drink Malone. We've gotta be on our way. Malone uncork the bottle and held it under his nose while he inhaled a whiff. The old aroma all right. He pronounced with the air of a connoisseur. Must be a vintage as fall back as the eighties. You won't join me. Now the heart of the sheriff was a human heart, but his will was adamant. Not me Malone. He answered. I've been in the game too long. Can't drink on this sort of a job. I guess you're right. murmured Malone letting the Amber stream trickle slowly into the glass. Ah, but it's too bad. He raised the glass to his lips and swallowed half the content slowly. This stuff is so oily that you don't need a chaser. Just sort of oil's its own way down, you know? The sheriff moistened, his lips. It certainly is a shame that you can't taste it. Continued Malone as he drained the glass. The sheriff hitched his belt with his customary gesture. It looked like the real thing. He said judiciously. It is. Pronounced Malone with decision. And after the sort of poison they serve you around here. The sheriff. Shuttered with sympathy. I reckon he said hesitatingly. That you might pour me just to drop. It seemed to him that as he spoke, the yellow, Glen came into the eyes of Malone again. But a moment later it was gone and he decided that the change had been merely a shadow from the wavering Torchlight. He took the glass, which Malone extended to him under the cover of the point of gun. And raised it slowly to his lips. Just stand a bit further back while a drink pal. He said. Malone obeyed and the sheriff tilted the glass. It was, as Malone had said, the real old aroma and the sheriff drew a deep breath. Now. There is a saying about liquor. That the drink, which does the harm is just one more. And certain it is that one whiskey calls for another, as surely as a question calls for an answer. I reckon it ain't as old as you say. So the sheriff feeling his way from word to word cautiously. I reckon it ain't more than 15 years old at the outside. Malone pause with the bottle suspended over the glass to consider. I thought that myself when I first drank. He nodded. But that was before I got used to it. All bourbon is a little sharp, you know? The sheriff was inclined to agree. He also felt sure that one more drink would quite Manish from his memory, the taste of that one drink in Appleton. Moreover, the danger, if there was any was slight for Malone was taking drink for drink with him and larger drinks at that. It was a sort of subtle challenge to the manhood of the sheriff. And he was as proud of his capacity for whiskey, as of his speed with a gun. It was perhaps half an hour later that the sheriff indicated the banjo with a careless wave with the pistol. Play any, he inquired. Or do you just keep it around as a sort of ornament? Both smiles Malone. It makes the place more home like, you know, and then I sing once in a while, but not often. Folks round here aren't particularly partial to my voice. I'm a pretty good judge. Stated the sheriff. Blaze away and I'll see you ain't interrupted. Been a long time since I had the pleasure of hearing any decent singing. He was, as he said, a fairly good judge and he was delighted with the rich baritone, which rang through the cave. After a time as the whiskey and the music melted into his mood, he began to call for old favorites, darkie ballads. And at last of all, were the sentimental ditties, which have always charmed the heart of the rough men of the west. Annie Laurie, old black Joe, Ben bolt. Silver threads among the gold. As he sang the bandit commenced naturally to walk back and forth through the cave. And the sheriff sat back in the chair with half closed eyes, waived the revolver back and forth in time. He failed to note that as Malone walked up and down each time he made a longer trip. Until at last he was pacing and turning close to the table on which lay the revolvers side-by-side. He did not note it. Or if he did, his mind was too thrilled with the tender airs and the tenderer liquor to register that fact clearly. It faded into the pleasant blur of his sensation. The music stopped. Malone had stooped over the table with the speed of a bird, picking up a grain of wheat and with the same movement he whirled and fired. The gun spun from the hand of the sheriff. And he stood staring into eyes, which now beyond all doubt, flared with a yellow animal fire. Now, put your hands behind your back after you've thrown those bracelets to me. Said Malone. I naturally hate to break up this party, but I think you've had about enough whiskey to keep you warm on the ride back, Lefty, my boy. There was an insane desire on the Sheriff's part to leap upon Malone bare handed. But he had seen too many frightened men in action before. He knew the meaning of those eyes and the steadiness of the revolver. It's your game slim. He said with as little bitterness as possible. But will you tell me why in the name of God you aren't on the stage? It isn't what you do pal, it's the way you do it. Appleton woke early the next morning. Someone shouted and then fired a pistol. The populace gathered at windows and doors, rubbing sleepy eyes, which a moment later shown wide awake and yawns turned into yells of laughter, for down the middle of Appleton's one street, came the sheriff. He was sitting the Roan horse with his feet tied below the girth and his hands tied behind his back. And even the weary Roan seemed to feel in his drooping head, the defeat of his rider. Upon the back of the sheriff was a large piece of cardboard upon, which was printed in large letters. The following. I'm sending this back with my signature in token of a pleasant evening in my home in Eagle head canyon. I'm sorry to announce that I'm moved. Slim Malone. Well, friends that concludes this week's episode. I really hope you enjoyed it. And I hope to find a few more of them. Good old Western stories. If you like the episode or heck any of them, why don't you send me a line? You can use the message board on the website@forwardintothepastpodcast.com. 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